Mortal Combat

All my life, people have been telling me "Matt, you can't get drunk and start swinging knives around at people." To the weak-minded, this is good advice, but I do it all the time and there's never any ill-effect. For example, at a New Year's Eve party, I got into this small knife fight with Becks and it was all fine.

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Who is Becks? Is she your girl? Way to go, Matt!

Try not to kill her though.

Posted by: Joe on January 1, 2007 08:41 PM

CUT U!!!!!!

Posted by: Consumatopia on January 1, 2007 08:56 PM

Is Ficke betting on the fight?

Posted by: teofilo on January 1, 2007 09:00 PM

I thought you weren't supposed to get drunk and start swinging cats around at peaople.

I've never heard the rule against drunken knife swinging.

Either way, looks like it makes for a fun party - save the karaoke.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: SoCalJustice on January 1, 2007 09:10 PM

Jesus, kid, you fight like a girl.

Posted by: rickhavoc on January 1, 2007 09:10 PM

Those are probably the same people who tell you things like, "Could you at least wait until we get out of the mall before you start lighting things on fire"... no friends of yours...

Posted by: justaguy on January 1, 2007 09:24 PM

Matt, Did you come out of the fight looking like Omar?

Posted by: zAmboni on January 1, 2007 10:50 PM

Love all the beards!

Posted by: Alex on January 1, 2007 11:19 PM

Jesus, Matt. You've got to hold the blade down and out to protect your wrist. Don't they teach elementary knife-fighting at Harvard anymore?

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If it wasn't so expensive, I'd order you this:
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Posted by: Mike on January 1, 2007 11:48 PM

Is Ficke betting on the fight?

Of course.

Posted by: Matt F on January 2, 2007 01:07 AM

How'd that work out for you?

Posted by: teofilo on January 2, 2007 01:17 AM

Ended in a draw. So anticlimactic.

Posted by: Matt F on January 2, 2007 01:44 AM

So how much did you lose?

Posted by: teofilo on January 2, 2007 03:01 AM

Before we get too congratulatory, let's make sure someone's heard from Becks ...

Posted by: Anderson on January 2, 2007 09:02 AM

I hope you go to some parties with hotter chicks than these. Or I hope they are brilliant or whatever.

Posted by: Drew Miller on January 2, 2007 09:17 AM

"Before we get too congratulatory, let's make sure someone's heard from Becks..."

If things actually did go horribly wrong, I'd suggest Matthew deny everything, and a couple of years later emerge to write a book entitled, If I I Did It...

Posted by: Petey on January 2, 2007 09:20 AM

Its like Norman Mailer said-- run from a knife, close on a gun.

Posted by: beowulf on January 2, 2007 09:26 AM

Dude, it's all fun and games until someone gets a knife in the ribs...

Posted by: TW Andrews on January 2, 2007 03:36 PM

Oh, Matt will rush out to buy a new pair of blue and white kicks, but the girl WILL be wearing his originals.

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